ello you funny accented little brumsters.....i thought that as i was fed up of all the size zero {what guy ever found that sexy?} chicks down here in london i'd have a look on the site and see what be appening...... well lovers after a few false dawns i got hooked up with a little lady from your end of the world.......shit what a breath of fresh air..........funny, kind, modest {well fairly} and very very beautiful......in fact so nice ive decided to raise my game considerably...... every email {i send her} must be a masterpiece of wit and prose, every text message a byronesque piece of poetry, every conversation like a woody allen script.....anything less would be a travesty.... lest another should steal her affections from me...... though should any man try he would lock horns with someone who was ready to face off with satan and ALL his hellish minions just to recieve an email by her hand.... who would gladly battle dracula, the mummy and the wolfman just to hear her sexy voice.....yes my friends someone who would crush emperor palpatine, the sith and all the clone troopers just to hold her for a few seconds....... in fact she is so wicked all of a sudden this site seems an irrelavence....... and you know what the best thing of all is??? she's phoning me tonight and not you!!! peace and love.........prettyboy36

what can i say !!!! its me, that this most amazing guy is talking about. Never thought when i joined this site that i would find my 'soul mate' but i have and it feels fantastic. He is the most funny, caring, gorgeous, man in the whole world and he is mine. All the others before him were just like my mac says ' a dress rehearsal' for the real thing. All i think about is him and all i want is him forever, when i talk to him my whole body lights up, when he sends me messages or texts my heart melts, cause he is so special, if a little modest at times, but i love him for that, yes i love him, you probably think what a pair of idiots, how can you love someone so quick, but until it happens to you, and i hope it does, you will know, like we did after just speaking on the phone that we were meant to be and cant imagine life without each other. We are and we always be connected, he completes me, if i had never found him, i would never have known how real love should feel, and if any of you female is thinking 'god he sounds wicked' i'll have some of that, hands offs girlies, hes mine now, I love you Mac xxx your Ann-Marie xxxx

something about this thread just doesn't ring true..bet i'm not the only one thinking this.....

oh honestly who cares what you think? you outdated downgraded outmoded old dustcatcher....... from the amount of wit {none} that you poured into your reply i can see why you have a problem attracting the ladies....... apart from being devoid of humour and most probably being employed as a rivet salesman you just have a way with words dont you? jeeeeez one sentence from you and im ready to hibernate for a decade or two so fuck knos what a woman would feel like after engaging you in a conversation...... you just seem like you are entrenched in social venom. i just bet you have a very large porn collection and kno computers inside and out........ shit what a charmer........

and i expected more from you....... you seemed like you had a sense of humour........ whats not to believe......... has it been that long since you had a woman that it all seems so unreal...... get off this site go down the pub and get yourself a woman for fucks sake and cheer up..........

The funny accented thing, that was a joke. I just didn't put a smiley in. I know you were making a joke, I was acting with mock offence. There was nothing serious in it.

As for the cynicism with regard to the original post, there was good reason. For a start, noone normally posts like this even if they do find love on the site. I'm not saying its wrong or anything, just that it doesn't happen much, if at all. It also seemed rather cheesey, and kind of contrived. Not just the subject matter, but the way it is worded. It just has a look, probably unintentional, of something that is just, well, not real.

And as for you 'expecting more of me', you should have noticed that my sense of humour has always been a bit on the cynical side. And as for 'has it been that long since you had a woman', well yes it has, but thats neither here nor there. Rather than just sling insults, just make your comments and move on.

If your relationship is genuine, then good luck to you, I wish you all the happiness in the world together. But don't jump down our throats without hearing our reasons.

everything i have said {even the insults} were meant playfully and not meant nastily...... i just enjoy a bit of banter...... and sometimes i am guilty of provoking it....... a little........ you seem like a good bloke and as far as im concerned we r not enemies in any way........ good luck with finding whatever it is that floats your boat.......