Ok there seem to be a lot of requests for one night stands and such. so i thought a request thread would be the best place to put them all. Please post all love requests in this thread only and no other place on the forum as any others will be edited/deleted by moderators after the date of this post.

so....

RULE #1 no email addresses
RULE #2 no phone numbers
RULE #3 all requests for love will go here and in no other forum/thread. if i see threads advertising for one night stands any other place i will erase them.
RULE #4 no going off topic in here. i will erase any posts that are not asking for/accepting sexual offers. SERIOUS ONES.
RULE #5 no scathing or obscene remarks people

thanks y'all and happy hunting

What. The. F*ck?

Ok, WANTED: Woman for no strings fun, 27-38, slim to regular, within 30 miles of Truro, no boozehead, good times guaranteed as I am an expert in massage.

Get you! Four whole words, and they're ALL spelled correctly!

I'm still looking and i am still home alone one day??lol

Well if no one wants love how about a trip to the cinema or somthing to eat then love

Hiya mi lovelies,

I am looking for a lovely confident, fun, broadminded curvy lady between 20 and 50 who would be curious to spend some quality discrete time with a lovely person. I say person because although I am male and attractive I am actually a feminine lesbian in a fit guys body! I am serious. The possibilities are mind blowing...you've got to have a dream! Loves, Sem X

Right, how the fxxk does this work

Sorry, got it now.

Ok, bored, bored, bored, bored - near Saltash - can travel.

Clean, funny, sensible, open minded - anyone got any ideas to save me from my boredom? (no boys plz)

Thanks

Actually, I feel I should respond to myself.

Its sooooo obvious what you are saying, and you've done a very bad job of dressing it up - ok!!

i wanna get laid!!! i am looking for a girl around 18 - 30 for some love basically who is slim, nice boobs and a great arse. just a bit of fun!!!

This is well funny No Numbers, No details no nuffin but here it goes. Female 18-25 for a night out and see where it goes x

anybody there ready to travel for love only about te miles