blauerdrache

Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Total posts: 5
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Location: United Kingdom, England, Devon
Website: http://www.flirtbox.co.uk/blauerdrache
Occupation: Queen of the Night!!
Interests: Hello Potential Partner, Can you say yes to any of the following questions? Are you at no more than 40% human? (Doctor's note may be required as proof. Vet's notes not accepted) Have you spent time in prison for murder? Do you take more than three Prozac a day? Do you owe vast sums of money to 'Jimmy the B**tard' loan sharking corp? Would the Elephant Man turn his nose (trunk?) up at you? Do the staff at the Sexual Diseases clinic know you by your first name? Are you on more than four pints of heroin a day? Is the gutter your home? Is vivisection one of your hobbies? Du tlk n txt spk? Count your limbs- Do you have less or more than four? Do you smell of cat piss? Are you a good swimmer because of the webbing between your toes? If nagging was an Olympic sport, would you be on the podium? If you've answered yes to any of the questions- then I've already met you- If not- drop me a line