Heya peeps and peepesies.....not to sure if that right
I'm New and just looking for general inane banter to get me through the day at work!
im on here looking for friends not relationships, not love, to put it short nothing like that. so men and women welcome

So if you'r up for having a giggle and a bit of fun just post on this topic i guess

Lets start of with a joke!

Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

crappy one liner but what the hell!

Peepessies methinks!

Nah Peeps or Peepettes - but Peeps is apparently universal like Folks so go for it.

10 Cows in a Field - Which Ones Nearest Africa?

Coo Eight - gettit...you have to say it out loud.

Oh wait, nope, still not funny fail points to me haha

So, Deep Fried Battered Zombies - they'd probably wipe out Scotland on a Friday/Saturday night - I think they'd grow batter naturally after eating their first few Scottish people *shrugs*
They'd blend in at closing time, a bit all over the place, slurring their words, etc.
That's my theory anyway

Dont you just love the picture they put up if you dont have a picture.

Well actually that actually is my picture, i'm a covert russian spy who just gave away his cover to people who might read this......дерьмо!! (thats shit! in russian)

Peepettes sounds tasty like Poppets....mmmmmm....they still make them too, I'll be looking for them later

What do you call cheese that's not yours...... Na-cho Cheese

More of an audio joke than a typed joke...so yeah...well

I'll get my coat

The Great Jambino