Ok so I noticed that the Edinburgh section was pretty dead , so going to try and get a chain goin!

So....

Things not to say on a first date..

holy crap.. hide before the bricks come flyin' out

I forgot my wallet!

have you any preference as to what colour the bridesmaid dresses shud be?

"I can set up a bee hive in your garden"........ "I'll need to have a large cupboard in your summerhouse to keep all the protective clothing and tools for working the hive"......... "and I'll need to have a 3rd of your workshop to process the honey"...."and you'll have to keep everyone away from that corner of the garden by the apple tree"

Don't laugh but I had a nightmare with this guy!!!I was told that 20,000 bees would be arriving at the end of the month whether I wanted them or not, it would be me responsible if there wasn't a hive for them...... plus I owe him £400

theres the major no-no's like talking bout ex girlfriends and coming across as being self obsessed

Haha great keep em coming!!

What about

"hey wait a minute did we not meet on startrek chat??"

or

" Oh thats weird! My ex had the same name too!"

are they real lol

lol ur far too cheeky!!! but it wud once again be a yes to u again lol

mr trolley lover i can assure u im not!! devil that u r

my dear we are one in the same u know ur a devil too

Four kids? Christ I bet you've got a hooooge c*nt!!

(and yes, that one is real sadly)