Ok people, as you can see from my pic, i'm a redhead, a ginger, yes one of those so i've had a good few insults thrown at me over the years. so i was wondering, what's the biggest insult you've ever had? or the funniest? Or the best one you've used to shut someone up?
I was walking past a school playground once and one of the kids shouted "awrite fantapants!" - supposed to be an insult but i found it hilarious! He wasn't expecting me to laugh so it shut him up aswell!

wow. I guess it's just me that gets insulted then! You're all so lucky!

Left the local shop this morning and a kid rode past on his bike and he (I'm guessing as I hadn't had a shave) called me beardy bollocks. I have to applaud his his spontaneity.

I stepped out a porta-loo once and some drunk woman called me Mister Tardis. Not sure if it was supposed to be an insult, but I laughed.

My best mate got called a "Fat skinny cow" the other day. Not sure how that one works.

The worst but best insult must be MAD MAX! The more random the better an insult is