I've tried a couple of restaurants but not enough to judge/rate.

TGI Fridays opposite Trocadero is really good!

Planet Hollywood is rubbish! Expensive prices, poor quality in food, quantity and service.

Regarding the fish and chip ordeal: The best chippy I've seen so far is just outside tottenham court road station at the start of oxford street. Chips and a Saveloy at £2, you can't go wrong with that.

The best chippy i've ever been to is located in Ilford. Search for Kentons.

Strada was my favourite but now it's mostly grilled food.

you mean croydon doesnt do you

i thought everyone was too posh for croydon.........

Hakassan and Zilli's are both nice but the Wolseley is my personal favourite. The food is really good, the service excellent and the main room is just fantastic. For a relaxed and fun atmosphere I really like Randall and Aubyns in Soho but obviously it is important to note Scottie that this is a gay area and therefore not to be entered at any cost in case any of the men there are unable to control themselves at the sight of your loveliness and you end up getting your botty interfered with.