Hate laughing?

Love to be sad?

GREAT.

It means you're intelligent, like me!

Now don't worry if that sounds arrogant. You and me both know there isn't a vain or arrogant bone in the bodies of people like us!

Now. Having slashed the odds of a match up (eliminating all shallow females) let's contract the net even more by disappointing you. I'm black.

Still there?

Ok. Let's disappoint you some more. Departing from this post, stop, read and regret that I'm not bad looking though, and I've some recent good FORTUNE I'm willing to share.

Interested? Odds are against it.

But -- if you are -- whoever you are (as long as you're pretty, BORING, and female I'm not choosy), don't hesitate to contact me.

that is one of the most depressing posts ive ever read. I really hope that was a joke!

you got my attention!

DO NOT ADVERTISE OTHER DATING SITES AS ITS NOT ALLOWED

*Edited by LV*

lol boring ≠ intelligent, intelligent ≠ boring.

whilst admirable your not looking for shallow girls, you advertise that your loaded and your only looking for pretty girls, just IMO your sending mixed messages here bud.