marry me mate its a good job u did warn us of your coming.......... cos u are one bald, ugly hairy fucker......... i think you'd have more luck in tibet mate....... you could try it on with a female sasquatch? nope..... you tried that didnt you mmmmmm got blown out......... oh well. im gonna be frank mate women just get scared by blokes like you........ id imagine IF you got a date you'd spend half the evening making jokey references to that absolute monster of a beard....... look mate having a beard as large as that is just plain cuntish and any woman who tried to snog you would have to call in the R.A.F afterwards to be winched out........... so take my advice stop revelling in the fact you have a titanic hairy thing on your boat race and marry off back to the zoo or werewolf film u came from.........

ooh beardmond you big hairy brute.........allow me to retort..... you've hurt me with your chav comments you really have....... on what grounds tho do you base such an allegation? you've just taken a wild stab in the dark havent you? whereas my my post was constructed from established facts: 1.you are in fact big bald hairy and ugly 2.women really do just think any bloke with a beard is a knob 3. you actually revell in being too hairy 4.you do have more than a passing resemblance to a werewolf.....i mean calling yourself beardmond you might as well just shout "i never pull women" at the top of your voice because the effect is the same...... do you know what tho you look like a big guy and if we were face to face i have to admit id probably be going home in a hearse but because we are on the net its all down to who has the sharper mind....... and on the evidence presented so far thats not you is it you overgrown hammer house of horror fuckwit?...... and another thing if you can definitively prove to me you've ever had love i'll eat my hat {and coat} . ask any half decent bird on here if they'd shag you and they'd no doubt reply........who? the caveman......leave off!

you didnt read my post properly there was a slight backhanded compliment in there........ i was saying you'd probably do me in a fight....... but now im not so sure.........people who talk like you always crease after a headbutt on the bugle....... and u dont look quite as big as i 1st thought....... and i checked your profile AND you have great taste in books........ now i dont think u r such a cunt.......... but now ive provoked u so much i suppose its a fight to the death.............

actually i have a confession i clocked you were an intelligent guy right from your salutations message and i didnt mean any of my insults...... and i too have had a beard......... i just like to provoke people i sense will give me a good verbal sparring session...... i honestly think you are a cool guy and i loved your comebacks....... and like i said.....good taste in books....... you didnt expect that did you? im laughing to myself because you will think my arseholes dropped out but i just wanted to see what you had under your hood and u kno what........ fairly impressive......... i enjoyed crossing swords with you............. mac

.... on the insults.

I think Beardmond just pips it to the post with his 'banjo boy'.

Don't think I have heard that before but will certainly be 'borrowing' it!

oh who asked you fatty?

right who else can i be really horrible to?

i read the picture of dorian grey recently.......... a good book. when im not walking my bulldog, drinking cut price stella or revving up my 1989 astra i try to find the time for the odd book........ although obviously reading isnt my strong point......... thats sireing illegitimate kids....... beardmond!!! where are you? im missing you........

shit! that'll be the latent homosexuality then.........

beardmond you big brute of a man where are you???....... i was looking forward to your next volley of invective........ are you out battling with a troublesome tyrannosaurus?? that would probably be a fair fight........