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26.10.2007, 15:15 quote

insomniackitten
insomniackitten Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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Chill out a bit, we arent all that bad

the only impression you give off by moaning about it is that you have no patience and get annoyed easily, and that is in no way attractive! Perseverance is far more attractive, give it a try! (unless your perseverance is bordering stalker-ish and then its generally time to give up and move on before you end up with a restraining order Very Happy )

 

14.11.2007, 18:18 quote

MakoMW
MakoMW Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Posts: 54 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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Men can be just as bad. The key is to keep looking - if matters of the heart were so easy to solve, then love wouldn't be as special as it is. One mans junk is another ones treasure - you just needa take your time, find someone special, and enjoy something priceless. Have fun with it; it's a pleasure, not a chore!

 

17.11.2007, 01:41 quote

samatron
samatron Joined: 24 May 2007 Posts: 218 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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True enough! We're both as bad as each other.
Anyone who doesn't find relationships easily is going to feel frustrated at times.
Genetically we are supposed to feel that way!
As a biological life-form, it's imperative to go forth and propagate.
On top of that, societal pressure from peers, parents, the media etc tells us we should be hooking up.

Knowing all that, I still haven't a clue how to meet someone I really like!
I need dating tips!

 

17.11.2007, 23:11 quote

MakoMW
MakoMW Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Posts: 54 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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Smile and be confident? Laughing Meh, long as you're not sleazy, you can laugh and listen to a lady, all be good.
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23.11.2007, 16:44 quote

314BlueKnights
Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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I think the idea is to be looking but not be stalking and that is the same on the net as it is in any given social setting.

Your 'direct' approach is not going to work in any setting.

Hi, what's your phone number? Unless you are Brad this is not going to work! Cool

Being funny all depends on the humour you use and can be found either stupid or sick. I have found that if a woman is interested in you and you tell a lame joke she will let it slide and pretend it was amusing. Awwww bless he is trying his best but I hope he can come up with a better joke than that! Confused

Take a bit of time and put on your profile who you are and so on and see if you get any replies. If they do not then they do not! No great loss. Send out a few hello and how are and why you bothered to write rather than just a ' I liked ya breasts, any chance?' Rolling Eyes

What I am looking for is a woman that I suit and that suits me or even just start off by having some activities in common.

You, to me, are coming off as 'Hey!! I joined the damn site where is all pootang! I sat up for like an hour and I am still not getting laid or living in bliss! Women sort yourselves out!! Exclamation '

Mate, if that works then I will pay for your wedding myself but happy looking.
Razz
James

 

07.01.2008, 14:23 quote

insomniackitten
insomniackitten Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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314BlueKnights wrote:


Hi, what's your phone number? Unless you are Brad this is not going to work! Cool


Damn right

314BlueKnights wrote:

Being funny all depends on the humour you use and can be found either stupid or sick. I have found that if a woman is interested in you and you tell a lame joke she will let it slide and pretend it was amusing. Awwww bless he is trying his best but I hope he can come up with a better joke than that! Confused

Spot on! if we think you are making an effort and we like you, we will laugh at your jokes, no matter how corny they are, or will tell you how corny and rubbish they are, and laugh at you, but we will still stay talking to you, thats an even bigger sign!

314BlueKnights wrote:

Take a bit of time and put on your profile who you are and so on and see if you get any replies. If they do not then they do not! No great loss. Send out a few hello and how are and why you bothered to write rather than just a ' I liked ya breasts, any chance?' Rolling Eyes



Get this one all the time, its pathetic and just makes u delete it without even looking at the profile


I wanted to quote the entire damn thing cos it had me sat here giggling at my screen like a fruit-loop, but those seemed to be the best bits lol

 

10.01.2008, 21:19 quote

beddo
beddo Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 290 Location: United Kingdom, England, Merseyside
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I know this post is a little old and the OP hasn't been back and posted much else so I'm probably safe to do this....

http://thou.cc/music/enigma.mp3

I stole some of what you lot said, added my own bit and came up with the above. Hope some of you find it amusing and at the very least some of you have got a song about you Razz

WARNING: I can't sing very well at all, especially when I do a really bad falsetto thing instead of having female vocals! I only included a few names at the end because they fitted in (although I did screw up the timing anyway *shrugs*)

 

10.01.2008, 21:26 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 5792 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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sorry cant get it to load, says error on page. Sad
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10.01.2008, 21:35 quote

beddo
beddo Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 290 Location: United Kingdom, England, Merseyside
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Try right click > Save As and save it to the desktop then run it. Sounds like you might have something trying to run it from inside the web browser.

Failing that, I've shoved it on my reverbnation profile:

http://www.reverbnation.com/thou

If you can find the track laballed Enigma there the lyrics are listed too..

 

10.01.2008, 21:42 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 5792 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Thanks.
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18.02.2008, 13:15 quote

randomgirl666
randomgirl666 Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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Akcherly... it's not just flirtbox women. ALL women are an enigma and if we weren't, men would be blaming that we're all two dimensional idiots.

So there ya go.

 

20.02.2008, 22:07 quote

Anonymous

lighten up b*tches.

as chris rock once said, cute girls are offered c*ck four times a day. it gets boring hearing the same crap over and over and its worse online in what to me seems to be a sausage fest.

just be yourself but try and be more positive.., if you cant get a girl that way, then there's always the brothel.

 

27.02.2008, 16:39 quote

littlechef
littlechef Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 23 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
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myriad wrote:
It's a good job we now have water mixable oil paints that blend really well! Pity not everyone can read further than the label though!


I agree with you... not only read further than the label but go further than the photo.

Even when you try to be interesting if you don't look like that guy from the chocolate advert you are done.

 

08.03.2008, 20:26 quote

funnyhoney
funnyhoney Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Posts: 23 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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ipubrich - i think your comments are spot on.I have been on here a very short time and even been made a pass at by a 16 year old!! He was a very interesting young man with a lot of interesting positive things to say, however, just 16. but to get to the point you need to be yourself and make every comment count - you must be honest with your values and expectations othewise you will be nothing but disapointed. As for the miserable get that started this string - he needs to get a life. He's in the right place just not in the right frame of mind. My message is we are not all bunny boilers with 50 kids, there are some lovely ladies to be found on here. Just dont act like a total freak and you might find "the one!!!" UT

 

18.04.2008, 14:15 quote

sovtits
sovtits Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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KOLCHACK wrote:
okay, so you switch on your pc and log on to flirtbox, yet again, convinced this time friday night you'll have a date with evangeline lilly signed sealed and delivered!
four hours later you've surfed through hundreds of sweet polite girly profiles:'i wont reply if u dont have a photo!' ... 'i'm not interested in dogs!' ... 'no time waters please!' ... 'just because i'm from essex it doesn't mean i'm a call girl!' and so it goes on and on and on and on ... why do women on dating sites always feel they have a right to rewrite the ten commandments ... guilty until proven innocent??? anyway, after much ill-fitting anne summers lingerie, miss lilly finally appears ... or atleast an acceptable likeness. its time to send a flirty message!

so, what do i say????

'roses are red violets are' ... 'this guy's a weirdo'
show her you have a sense of humour ... 'this guy's a weirdo'
the direct approach, ask for phone number ...'this guy's a such a weido'
just be yourself ... 'LOSER'

male and female minds unfortunatly go together like oil and water ... or should that be a sea of predatory female piranhas???


sorry dear, some thing must be wrong some where. most of the girls i have dated started on the internet. i even got to know of this site from a lady i met on another website. i'll tell u that the most beautiful women i have dated i hooked up with them on dating sites. why do u think dating sites are now so popular? why do u think they are now hundreds of dating sites? its simply because people like me have had fun with beautiful women from such sites.

 
 
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