Chill out a bit, we arent all that bad

the only impression you give off by moaning about it is that you have no patience and get annoyed easily, and that is in no way attractive! Perseverance is far more attractive, give it a try! (unless your perseverance is bordering stalker-ish and then its generally time to give up and move on before you end up with a restraining order )

Men can be just as bad. The key is to keep looking - if matters of the heart were so easy to solve, then love wouldn't be as special as it is. One mans junk is another ones treasure - you just needa take your time, find someone special, and enjoy something priceless. Have fun with it; it's a pleasure, not a chore!

True enough! We're both as bad as each other.
Anyone who doesn't find relationships easily is going to feel frustrated at times.
Genetically we are supposed to feel that way!
As a biological life-form, it's imperative to go forth and propagate.
On top of that, societal pressure from peers, parents, the media etc tells us we should be hooking up.

Knowing all that, I still haven't a clue how to meet someone I really like!
I need dating tips!

Smile and be confident? Meh, long as you're not sleazy, you can laugh and listen to a lady, all be good.
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For one moment I wish you'd hold your stage
With no feelings at all
Open minded, I'm sure I used to be so free

I think the idea is to be looking but not be stalking and that is the same on the net as it is in any given social setting.

Your 'direct' approach is not going to work in any setting.

Hi, what's your phone number? Unless you are Brad this is not going to work!

Being funny all depends on the humour you use and can be found either stupid or sick. I have found that if a woman is interested in you and you tell a lame joke she will let it slide and pretend it was amusing. Awwww bless he is trying his best but I hope he can come up with a better joke than that!

Take a bit of time and put on your profile who you are and so on and see if you get any replies. If they do not then they do not! No great loss. Send out a few hello and how are and why you bothered to write rather than just a ' I liked ya breasts, any chance?'

What I am looking for is a woman that I suit and that suits me or even just start off by having some activities in common.

You, to me, are coming off as 'Hey!! I joined the damn site where is all pootang! I sat up for like an hour and I am still not getting laid or living in bliss! Women sort yourselves out!! '

Mate, if that works then I will pay for your wedding myself but happy looking.

James

I know this post is a little old and the OP hasn't been back and posted much else so I'm probably safe to do this....

http://thou.cc/music/enigma.mp3

I stole some of what you lot said, added my own bit and came up with the above. Hope some of you find it amusing and at the very least some of you have got a song about you

WARNING: I can't sing very well at all, especially when I do a really bad falsetto thing instead of having female vocals! I only included a few names at the end because they fitted in (although I did screw up the timing anyway *shrugs*)

sorry cant get it to load, says error on page.
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

Try right click > Save As and save it to the desktop then run it. Sounds like you might have something trying to run it from inside the web browser.

Failing that, I've shoved it on my reverbnation profile:

http://www.reverbnation.com/thou

If you can find the track laballed Enigma there the lyrics are listed too..

Thanks.
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

Akcherly... it's not just flirtbox women. ALL women are an enigma and if we weren't, men would be blaming that we're all two dimensional idiots.

So there ya go.

lighten up b*tches.

as chris rock once said, cute girls are offered c*ck four times a day. it gets boring hearing the same crap over and over and its worse online in what to me seems to be a sausage fest.

just be yourself but try and be more positive.., if you cant get a girl that way, then there's always the brothel.

ipubrich - i think your comments are spot on.I have been on here a very short time and even been made a pass at by a 16 year old!! He was a very interesting young man with a lot of interesting positive things to say, however, just 16. but to get to the point you need to be yourself and make every comment count - you must be honest with your values and expectations othewise you will be nothing but disapointed. As for the miserable get that started this string - he needs to get a life. He's in the right place just not in the right frame of mind. My message is we are not all bunny boilers with 50 kids, there are some lovely ladies to be found on here. Just dont act like a total freak and you might find "the one!!!"