I have very eclectic tastes, but as far as bad-ass rawk goes it's probably down to Fear Factory, Metallica and Korn. And Deep Purple (cough). And Floyd of course, although I won't class them as heavy ...

Hello, I'm in the 'beautiful' suburb of Bulwell.

That's if by 'beauty' you are referring to groups of intimidating chavs calling you a poofter because you are a bloke with longish hair or a crackhe ...